“For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.” Matthew 5:20
Fool! If you cannot stop the girl from visiting her mother each week, then at least ensure that it isn’t “in His name!” Their benevolent plans have disrupted months of planning! Didn’t you hear their loving intentions? And I’ll be dashed if they don’t follow through.
You must rectify the problem immediately.
Gossip is the key. Remind them of someone for whom they share mutual dislike.
What in the name of satire—? Confused by the devilish tone? Intrigued by the irony? This post is part of a Screwtaping series. Check out the full story (and more Tempts) here.
