They say that planning a trip makes you happier than actually taking it. I don’t know that I necessarily agree—I mean, there were definitely some unforeseen frustrations on the trip, but I still loved it. However, I definitely concur that planning the trip brought a great sense of joy and satisfaction. The minutes spent organizing our European itinerary were a welcome break from writing my dissertation, and they gave me something to look forward to as I dealt with the sadness of ending my year abroad and leaving the country I had grown to love.

While there are things that I would change about our itinerary if I were to do it again, I don’t regret one minute of that trip. We saw so many incredible things, met some amazing people, and made memories that we’ll cherish forever. Always the filmmaker, I put together this video recap of many of the things we saw (Leslie gets credit for the cute walking montage idea).

When Leslie and I first started planning our trip, we wanted to come up with a silly name like Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure^[1]. We tried a couple of different things and settled on a portmanteau of our names, “Jeslie Does Europe.” Cheesy? Definitely. But it was fun to have a name for our adventure, and it made it easy to find emails in our crowded inboxes.

Our Six-Week European Itinerary

For the curious (and those of you trying to plan your own European itinerary), here’s how we spent six crazy weeks traveling through 10 countries in Western Europe.

Note: On the maps, stops marked with a red icon were ones we actually visited/paid to enter, those marked with a blue icon were ones that we enjoyed from the outside, and those marked with a gray icon were those we had planned to visit but couldn’t for one reason or another. Those are not listed on the “What We Saw” lists for each day.

Day 1 – Dublin, Ireland

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Where We Started:
Me: Newcastle, England
Leslie: Arizona

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Transportation:
Flew to Dublin
Bus to hostel
Walked around city

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Where We Ended:
Dublin, Ireland

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What We Saw:
Ha’Penny Bridge
Temple Bar District
Christ Church Cathedral
St.Patrick’s Cathedral

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Day 2 – Irish Castles

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Where We Started:
Dublin, Ireland

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Rental Car

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Where We Ended:
Killarney, Ireland

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What We Saw:
Rock of Cashel
Blarney Castle
Killarney National Park

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Day 3 – Dinglehopping

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Where We Started:
Killarney, Ireland

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Rental Car

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Where We Ended:
Ennis, Ireland

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What We Saw:
Dingle Peninsula
Conor Pass
Blennervill Windmill
Ennis

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Day 4 – The Cliffs of Insanity Moher

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Where We Started:
Ennis, Ireland

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Where We Ended:
Letterfrack, Ireland

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What We Saw:
The Cliffs of Moher
Connemara National Park
Kylemore Abbey

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Day 5 – Travel Day

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Where We Started:
Letterfrack, Ireland

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Drove to Dublin
Flew to London

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Where We Ended:
London, England

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Day 6, 7, and 8 – London

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Where We Started:
London, England

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Transportation:
Metro, Walking, and driving with a friend

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Where We Ended:
London, England

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What We Saw:

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Day 6

Leslie and I are both LDS and we made sure to plan our trip so that we would be able to attend church every Sunday. We also tried to keep our activities appropriate for the Sabbath.

The Albert Memorial
Hyde Park
Kensington Palace

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Day 7

King’s Cross Station (Platform 9 3/4)
St. Pancras Station
British Museum
Picadilly Circus
Buckingham Palace
The Guards Museum
Trafalgar Square
Big Ben
Houses of Parliament
Attended Evensong at Westminster
Millennium Bridge

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Day 8

St. Paul’s Cathedral
Tower of London
Tower Bridge
Watched at play at the Globe
Borough Market
Windsor Castle

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Day 9 – Portsmouth

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Where We Started:
London, England

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Train to Portsmouth

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Where We Ended:
Ferry bound for France

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What We Saw:
Portsmouth Historic Dockyards

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Day 10 – Mont Saint-Michel

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Where We Started:
Ferry Port at St. Malo, France

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Transportation:
Taxi to Saint-Marcan
Hosts provided transportation to and from Mont Saint-Michel

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Where We Ended:
Saint-Marcan, France

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What We Saw:
Mont Saint-Michel

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Days 11 & 12 – Paris

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Saint-Marcan, France

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Hosts provided transportation to train station in Pontorson
Train to Paris

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Where We Ended:
Paris, France

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What We Saw:
The Louvre
Notre Dame
Eiffel Tower
Arc de Triomphe
Sacre Coeur

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Day 12 part II – Travel

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Paris, France

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Metro

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Where We Ended:
Lisbon, Portugal

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Day 13 – Sunday in Belém

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Where We Started:
Lisbon, Portugal

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Transportation:
Bus and Walking

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Where We Ended:
Lisbon, Portugal

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What We Saw:
Padrão dos Descobrimentos (the Monument to the Discoveries)
Torre de Belém (Tower of Belém)
Palácio Foz
25 de Abril Bridge
Sanctuary of Christ the King
Jerónimos Monastery

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Day 14 – Day Trip to Sintra

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Lisbon, Portugal

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Train

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Where We Ended:
Lisbon, Portugal

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What We Saw:
Pena Palace
Quinta de Regaleira
Palácio Nacional de Sintra
Palácio de Queluz

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Day 15 – Lisbon

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Lisbon, Portugal

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Metro and Tram

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Where We Ended:
Night train to Madrid

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What We Saw:
Castelo de São Jorge
Alfama district
Igreja de Santa Catarina
Igreja de São Roque
Livraria Bertrand

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Day 16 – Madrid

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Where We Started:
Chamartín train station, Madrid

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Walking

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Where We Ended:
Madrid, Spain

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What We Saw:
Madrid Atocha train station
Palacio Real

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Day 17 – The Alhambra

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Madrid, Spain

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Train and Bus

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Where We Ended:
Granada, Spain

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What We Saw:
The Alhambra

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Day 18 – Travel Day

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Where We Started:
Granada, Spain

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Train

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Where We Ended:
Barcelona, Spain

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Day 19 – Barcelona

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Where We Started:
Barcelona, Spain

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Metro

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Where We Ended:
Barcelona, Spain

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What We Saw:
La Boqueria
Sagrada Familia
Park Güell

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Day 20 – Church and Travel

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Where We Started:
Barcelona, Spain

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Bus

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Where We Ended:
Carcassonne, France

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Day 21 – Carcassonne

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Where We Started:
Carcassonne, France

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Transportation:
Walking

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Where We Ended:
Carcassonne, France

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What We Saw:
The Medieval City of Carcassonne

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Day 22 – Avignon

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Where We Started:
Carcassonne, France

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Train

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Where We Ended:
Avignon, France

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What We Saw:
Le Palais des Papes (Palace of the Popes)
Had plans to visit two churches, but both were closed

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Day 23 – Travel

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Where We Started:
Avignon, France

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Train

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Where We Ended:
Milan, Italy

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Day 24 – Milan

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Where We Started:
Milan, Italy

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Metro

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Where We Ended:
Milan, Italy

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What We Saw:
Duomo di Milano
Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II
La Scala Theatre
Sforza Castle

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Day 25 – Venice

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Milan, Italy

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Train

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Where We Ended:
Venice, Italy

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What We Saw:
The Grand Canal
Basilica di San Marco
La Fenice Theatre
The Doge’s Palace
The Bridge of Sighs

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Days 26 & 27 – Florence

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Venice, Italy

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Taxi, Train, and Bus

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Where We Ended:
Florence, Italy

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What We Saw:

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Day 26

Markets
Da Vinci Museum
Florence Duomo (Cathedral of Santa Maria del Fiore)
Palazzo della Signoria
Il Porcellino
Ponte Vecchio

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Day 27

Church
Piazzale Michelangelo

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Day 28 – Rome

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Where We Started:
Florence, Italy

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Train and Metro

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Where We Ended:
Rome, Italy

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What We Saw:
Colosseum
Palatine Hill
The Roman Forum
The Altar of the Fatherland
Foro Traiano
Mercati di Traiano
The Pantheon
The Trevi Fountain
Giolitti

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Day 29 – Day trip to Pompeii

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Rome, Italy

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Tour Bus, but we did a self-guided tour

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Where We Ended:
Rome, Italy

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What We Saw:
Pompeii

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Day 30 – The Vatican City and Rome Part II

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Rome, Italy

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Metro

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Where We Ended:
Rome, Italy

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What We Saw:
The Vatican Museums
Sistine Chapel
St. Peter’s Square
Castel Sant’Angelo
The Spanish Steps
Borghese Gardens
Giolitti again

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Day 31 – Travel

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Rome, Italy

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Flew

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Where We Ended:
Vienna, Austria

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Day 32 – Vienna

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Vienna, Austria

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Metro

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Where We Ended:
Vienna, Austria

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What We Saw:
Schönbrunn Palace
Stephensplatz Church
Museum Quarter
Austrian Parliament Building
Rathaus
The Spanish Riding School of Vienna (Me)
Hofburg Palace (Leslie)
Donnerbrunnen Fountain

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Days 33 & 34 – Salzburg

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Vienna, Austria

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Train

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Where We Ended:
Salzburg, Austria

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What We Saw:
Schloss Mirabel
Dwarf Garden
Holy Trinity Church
Mozart’s Birthplace
Dom zu Salzburg
Horse Fountains
Hohensalzburg Fortress
Stift Nonnberg (Nonnberg Abbey)
Sebastianfriedhof

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Day 35 – Neuschwanstein Castle

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Salzburg, Austria

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Bus and Train and Bus again

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Where We Ended:
Hohenschwangau, Germany

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What We Saw:
Füssen, Germany
Neuschwanstein Castle
Hohenschwangau Castle
Alpsee

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Days 36 & 37 – Munich

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Hohenschwangau, Germany

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Bus, Train, and Metro

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Where We Ended:
Munich, Germany

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What We Saw:
Rathaus Cuckoo Clock
The Munich Residencz (including the Royal Theater and the Treasury)
King’s Square
Wittelsbach Fountain
Feldherrnhalle
Frauenkirche
Altes Rathaus
St. Peter’s Church
Heiliggeistkirche
Viktuals Market
The Deutsches Museum

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Day Day 38 – Geneva

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Munich, Germany

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Train

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Where We Ended:
Geneva, Switzerland

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What We Saw:
Jet d’Eau
L’horloge fleurie
St Pierre Cathedral
The Arsenal
Reformation Wall
Promenade des Bastions
Skatepark of Plainpalais

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Day 39 – Day trip to Gruyères

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Geneva, Switzerland

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Host drove

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Geneva, Switzerland

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What We Saw:
Maison Cailler Chocolate Factory
La Maison du Gruyère
Gruyères Castle

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Day 40 – Day trip to Montreux and the Chateau de Chillon

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Geneva, Switzerland

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Train

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Where We Ended:
Geneva, Switzerland

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What We Saw:
Montreux, Switzerland
The Chateau de Chillon

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Day 41 – Flying Back to the US

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Geneva, Switzerland

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Where We Ended:
Solvang, CA

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Day 42 – Solvang, CA

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Solvang, CA

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Walking and Driving

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Where We Ended:
Solvang, CA

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What We Saw:
Solvang, CA
Jalama Beach
Santa Barbara, CA

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After that, we both headed home, her to Arizona and me to Idaho. It was a whirlwind trip for sure and there are certainly lots of things we missed. But I feel like we did a pretty good job of seeing as much as we could while we were in Europe.

Stay tuned for next week, when I’ll have a post about how to tackle the often overwhelming task of planning a European itinerary of your own. See you then!

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[1] Which I’ve never seen, so please don’t take this as an endorsement…